Ever since my daughter was little, whenever we passed a farm I’d say “they’re harvesting marshmallows there” and then when she ate them I’d say “they’ve got a dust on them because they were chipped off those giant blocks.”

She was 9 or 10 when she realized it was all lies. pic.twitter.com/i0CBqJ3LVQ

— Matt Haughey (@mathowie) June 1, 2019